floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy)

seeminglycurious:

Lord please save us all

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE